Between Haywards Heath and Gatwick,
there's a trackside clearing deep in scrub
where thirty red phone boxes stand in an arc.
Their positioning, deliberate and deep in woods,
makes a Pagan ritual: red hoods, torches, prayers
to bygone England, a sacrifice of rabbit.
On Lewes Road in Brighton, a red phone box has been
nudged to death by a long, slow storm. 19 of 26 windows
smashed, chunks chewed out its frame, old conquest’s names
graff-tattooed on face and back. DIO, COST, MSG, ERKS.
Anti-fash stickers melt on its skin. At the box's top,
four waspish crowns glare out like weary compass points.
They don't know how their house got into such a state.
No one will ring their folks from this phone box,
pleading for a lift home from town. No one will make
emergency calls, no one will organise drug deals.
Children won't dial the operator, ask for McDonald’s delivered
to the bench up the street. The phone box thought itself
quite the host, but its stories dried up like we ran out
of coins. It remembers civilians queued, as it stood
proud red and British as 'sorry'. Baffled now
by Lewes Road, it can't understand the brightness of olives
in windows of the Turkish market, cannot pronounce 'baklava'.
It doesn't understand why people don't buy more crumpets!
Its skin is dirty, smudged with the 80's failures that won't wash out.
Walk past. You'll catch a whiff of whatever administrative alkalines
are eroding the NHS's base, border control trucks, ganging round
tube stops, dopplegänged high streets, town to town, the dog shit gag
of business and its flatline swagger. No one wants to stand inside that smell.
This phone box loiters on Lewes Road in the robes of pre-war Britain,
humming like it hasn't washed for sixty-five years. COST and ERKS
hang their names with 'fuck you' tacks, will not be condescended to,
will not be scrubbed out, they scorch this square of ground,
guard it with spray cans, till a new totem stands in its place.
And when we are dead and passed
into History's sideways wink, a young woman, snorkeling in an underwater
forest, between the ocean and the old airport, will find an arc of phone boxes
standing on the lake bed and remembering them from books she read
as a child, dive down to see those bones of ancient Britain up close and move amongst them like fish through pillars of pink coral.
Researching Phone Boxes and Britain during the 20th Century
The underlying theme of the poem Red Phone Boxes by Adam Kammerling is Britain and how it has been changing immeasurably in the past century. There have been many iterations of what we know as red phone boxes there have been more than 6 main designs that emerged throughout the 20th century beginning with the K1 in 1920. The most circulated model though is the K6 which is the one people recognise. This model was first introduced in 1936 designed by Giles Gilbert Scott it was a cheaper smaller model that took up less pavement space. This is the model that Kammerling was most likely talking about in his poem.
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| K6 model phone box |
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| K6 looking slightly worse for wear |
I think reading through the poem the general feeling is one of sadness from the phone box as to what Britain has become in the past 80 years or so. The whole of Elizabeth II reign so far which has seen the most dramatic changes in what Britain means to us and to the rest of world. Loss of most of the once largest Empire on the plane has changed whether for the best or for the worse this is a matter of opinion, but all the while this phone box has looked on.




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